i’m going to pick up where my friend Jared left off. if you don’t know about chucknorrisfacts.com then i suggest you click on the link and prepare yourself for immense laughter and fear. here’s a taste of chucknorrisfacts.com:
-When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.
-On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris can hold his breathe for nine years.
i just peed a little from laughter…
dude, i so forgot about these…
– when chuck norris gets cold he dosnt turn the heat up he turns the sun up
-the grass is always greener on the other side, except when chuck norris has been there then its covered in blood
– chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun
– most people have a chin under there beard but chuck norris has another fist